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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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