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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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