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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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