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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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