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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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