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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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