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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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