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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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