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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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