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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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