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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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