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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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