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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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