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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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