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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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