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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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