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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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