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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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