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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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