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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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