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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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