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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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