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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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