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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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