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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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