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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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