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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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