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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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