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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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