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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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