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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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