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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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