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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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