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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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