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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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