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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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