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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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