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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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