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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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