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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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