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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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