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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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