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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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