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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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