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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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