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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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