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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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