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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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