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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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