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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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