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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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