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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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