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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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